…i could snap my fingers and go anywhere i wanted to right now?
This would pretty much be it!
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by Master
14 Jul
Words of delusion…
So here´s my favourite quote of the day.
This shit makes me crack up even before my first cup of coffee.
Lindsay Lohan to Plum Miami Magazine:
“”As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan,” Powers recalls. “And it was done.”
You know the orange cone thought to itself, “Move that cunt. I’m actually useful.” (www.dlisted.com)
If you want to see the behind the scenes video, click here -> Lindsay Lohan for plum
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by Master
9 Sep
NYC Crazy Talk
“Ya know, when the train came and he was walkin’ up to meee i knew something was phony. I knew he was a cop, i knew it! He was talkin all proppa n shit, n the way he wa lookin at meee, i knew he was a cop. There’s anotha thaaang too, go inbetween doors. Yiiieeeh i see that all the time. Wooow i was lookin at him and i thought, YO, he’s a cop. You know wha i’m sayin? Go in between the doors when the train is moving, you gotta be serious! And i thought: Yiiehh he’s a cop!”
Just in case you didn’t get it, i think that classy lady saw a cop. I think she knew it.
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