Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house.The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he had slept over at a friend’s house.The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

#truestory.

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“Oh oh, and there I go, being all sentimental and shit. I suppose its time again”. Once a month- I am sure every woman has experienced this at least once in her lifetime- we go absolutely bananas.

No control over our feelings, mistaken actions & reactions, uneasiness, and let’s not even start to talk about our whole freaking body to fill up with as much fluids as it cant find, transforming us into big balloons. Then we start to feel responsible about everything, take everything personal, go nuts because we don’t get what we want or be ms. grumpy in person. It’s those days when we tend to pick out the comfy clothes (we could also call it “anything big”) or do something to our hair to just make us feel slightly better. We might also burst into tears, not be able to give you an answer when you’re asking “What’s up, Baby?“, and then even be mad because you keep on asking whats wrong. Oh, and lets not forget the “i cant decide“, “i don’t know what i want” or the best one: “you decide for me“.

Yes, we understand that we’re unbearable, annoying, childish, complicated, moody and feel like having sex the whole time, but please also understand us. It’s just not that easy to handle, all those thoughts and all.

I mean, we’re still working for two here!

Double trouble, welcome again PMS.

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Men are boring. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Most of the men, are really fuckin boring.

How many men have really entertained, you single women, in the last 6 months?

I mean truly, with intelligent laughter and flirty attitudes, creating those immediate fireworks that keep us alive.

And I’m not talking about the guy from next door that has brains but you would like to put a pillow on his face when you talk with him. I’m also not talking about those, who try and pull jokes with their handsome smiles, that don’t even notice that instead of smiling we are yawning along. I’m also not talking about the small talks of “what’s new” or “isn’t the weather beautiful today” type of guys, that would even end up giving you the feeling that they are forced to speak with you.

Ahhhh. SoSoSo boring.

Those are conversations you forget after 2 seconds, they are a waste of time. Pure kindergarden.

I wonder, if these men are the same with their friends. There might even be the possibility that they are the centre of attention when it comes to their dudes, or maybe their friends are just as boring too.

The spice is gone. The actual challenge of winning a woman over is down on the bottom of their lists. They are fooling around in the game of sexes and in the end don’t achieve a bit. Because even if we DO go along with it, it’s not like we are having the time of our lives… sometimes we just give them a chance.

So here is an advice fellas: Get it going. Seriously. Think of something creative, something you can do or at least something you can say. Dont bla bla us with mediocre bullshit thinking you are totally on our wavelength. You are obviously not getting the picture, or we are too tired to speak out and explain how you should do it differently. Be passionate about your subjects, and just talk to us if you really got something to say. No more smalltalks please. No more stupidity. Grow up.

Boring times should be over. Its 2010.

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