Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house.The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he had slept over at a friend’s house.The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

#truestory.

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Men are boring. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Most of the men, are really fuckin boring.

How many men have really entertained, you single women, in the last 6 months?

I mean truly, with intelligent laughter and flirty attitudes, creating those immediate fireworks that keep us alive.

And I’m not talking about the guy from next door that has brains but you would like to put a pillow on his face when you talk with him. I’m also not talking about those, who try and pull jokes with their handsome smiles, that don’t even notice that instead of smiling we are yawning along. I’m also not talking about the small talks of “what’s new” or “isn’t the weather beautiful today” type of guys, that would even end up giving you the feeling that they are forced to speak with you.

Ahhhh. SoSoSo boring.

Those are conversations you forget after 2 seconds, they are a waste of time. Pure kindergarden.

I wonder, if these men are the same with their friends. There might even be the possibility that they are the centre of attention when it comes to their dudes, or maybe their friends are just as boring too.

The spice is gone. The actual challenge of winning a woman over is down on the bottom of their lists. They are fooling around in the game of sexes and in the end don’t achieve a bit. Because even if we DO go along with it, it’s not like we are having the time of our lives… sometimes we just give them a chance.

So here is an advice fellas: Get it going. Seriously. Think of something creative, something you can do or at least something you can say. Dont bla bla us with mediocre bullshit thinking you are totally on our wavelength. You are obviously not getting the picture, or we are too tired to speak out and explain how you should do it differently. Be passionate about your subjects, and just talk to us if you really got something to say. No more smalltalks please. No more stupidity. Grow up.

Boring times should be over. Its 2010.

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Irresistibly delicious, sensual captivation and yummy to the bones. The Spanish model Jon Kortajena has definitely got a spot in my top 3. Pffff, no more words, just trying to look for a replica (if I can’t have the original). I know that tastes are different, but dont you agree?!

Im obsessed and feel like a 13 year old groupie.

Enjoy.

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