Ich habe echt dicke Eier!
Und du hast auch dicke Eier!
Soll ich sie dir mal kraulen… ?
Nee warte! ich will sie dir kraulen!
Von oben bis unten und von rechts nach links…
Hauptsache wir alle kraulen uns schön die dicken Eier!
Oh Gott ich hasse das andere Geschlecht manchmal!
Und noch mehr hasse ich die überzogene Arroganz dieser Eier !
Und so sehe ich euch!
xxx
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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house.The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he had slept over at a friend’s house.The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
#truestory.
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