The kinda shit Alfonso Ribeiro was doing before he started playing Carlton on The Fresh Prince.

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Just because this is beautiful…

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Ciara Princess Harris. The hottie that lived in Giessen and went to school in Wetzlar. The one and only Ludacris sidekick. The only chick that can pull of a baseball hat.

Why again is she so underrated? Give her a grammy. Give her her own tv show where she casts hot new dance talents or something. Give her a cover on (insert semi-porn related mag here). Give her my number. Do something. Anything.

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This never seemed to grab my attention. For some reason I just did not care if some trashy, vain parents with broken dreams raised their kids to be what they never were able to be. I had my own damn problems, thank you very much. I also don’t watch TV so MTV won’t get in my way of believing in our young generation and the fact that the little ones will have to take care of my retirement greens. But it is how it is. You browse through the internet – fearless, ready for pop-up porn, viruses and hyper-aesthetic tumblr hipsterism, when….suddenly… contemporary billboard music (from overseas) hit the radar.

It all started last year when Will Smiths little shit got all messy with those colors and her braids in that disneyland classroom. A tad bit too slutty for a 2 1/2 year old, we all thought. But oh well… let’s give a scientologist-gal of a PG-rated rapper actor a break. Fine, I thought, she’s having herself some cute fun with daddies record company contacts (I mean hey, if her bro is allowed to play himself in tearjerking blockbuster movie, Willow can pull it off too). OK – she will be one bitch of teenager in a couple years, with a bag full of cocain issues. Willow will try to cope with her natural urge of her innerchild that will constantly try to break through that Rihanna sidecut and those vintage sunglasses.

SO WRONG. But fine with me. It’s entertainment business, right? Right.

A couple of weeks ago I came across this little fella: Little Niqo a.k.a. Boy Wonder. This 10 year old son of two confused parents is singed with Def Jam and knows his way around the bidnazz. This is some serious bullshit. Niqo is ready to hit the hood, as he sais (as long as he is keeping that shit real, obviously).

Along with him goes my other beloved kid-rapper Lil P-Nut. Oh and Lil King. Just let these videos roll, lay back and take notes. These kids, especially Lil Niqo, must have found their swag somewhere between the labor room and kindergarten. When we were busy trying to deal with the real life of a little human being (what to play next, how to stay up longer, where to get that matchbox racer series, brush our own teeth and take a dump without our mommies helping) this ambitious young man is worrying about stuff that really matters.

These dudes are raising the bar in the international why-in-satans-name-are-you-doing-this-to-your-child-game.

Where did it all go wrong, who is to blame? The parents? The internet? Al-Qaida? Homosexuals? Lil Bow Wow?

You tell me.

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Smooth and jazzy tunes from Hollyweerds new project On the Road To #Hollyville.

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